Sunday, October 18, 2009

On The Benefits of Reefer

First let me start of by saying. wow you're stupid if you think theres benefits. No im not saying that you're stupid because you think weed is beneficial to the mind. Not at all. No, its more that weed is only beneficial to the mind, if you're already stupid.

Now follow me here. In a previous post entitled On Humanity, i make the argument that thinking is what it means ot be human and that most people dont really think about the big questions, or even think about anything seriously. it doesnt matter how good the machine is thats doing the thinking, it matters that th emachine is active.

now, like i said, most people dont turn tha tmachine on outside of school. however, when those same stupid people smoke a joint, they start thinking about all the big questions. they start finding science interesting. they listen to music more in depth (i think me and my crew are the only people who like grateful dead when they arent high, cause its GOOD). they ponder, they think, they wonder.

you know what happens when I, a person who does that ALL THE FUCKING TIME, smokes weed? i watch hello kitty.

now, im a thinker, but when i smoke weed, i turn into a dumbass. when dumbasses smoke weed, they turn into thinkers. whats the jist of this? if i have to say it again then you must be a sober dumbass or a stoned intellectual. there is another benefit to weed aside from making stupid people think, and inhibiting cancer growth.

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