how can you not like that? they're bouncing. in line with the control. im sorry, but ihave a sex drive and it doesnt recognize he difference between well shaded cgi boobies, silicone boobies, and real boobies. its all boobies and boobies own. in fact, im changing the title. no, that isnt the title you read earlier. the title is now...
On Boobies
man, those fucking mamory glands are the shit! they're nice and soft and they bring a smile to a straight mans face. like, girls roll around flaunting the shit out of their boobs. and its awesome! yeah sure you cant look at them, but really bitches, do you really think we dont have techniques? men have developed eye techniques to look at boobs. you think that scene in 36 chambers of shaolin where the dude trains his eyes is for fighting? no way, its so he can look, and look away before you notice. the dude went to town and stared at boobies all day. why? cause boobies fucking own you.
whena child is born, whats the first thing they want? BOOBIES. one fo the very few natural instincts humans has, is fucking boobies. so why cant we just make like dave chappelle and comment on boobs? why the fuck not people!!!! i can say, ooohhh your hairs nice, ooohhh, you hav enice eyes, but i cant say oohhh you have wonderful breasts? shits true! and it wouldnt just be the big cheasted ladies getting those compliments (although, i think its the tiny tittied girls who are the ones who have created this anti-talking-about boobs atmosphere). the small breasted women would be getting some titty loving too. i personally, dont even like big boobs. 90% of men i know, prefer what we like to call "hand boob". and like the name implies, its boobs, that fit in your hand. big boobs arent even a sign of good reproduction in the animal kingdom, its a sign that a bitch is pregnant and cant fuck you. women, you'd be surprised at how many men are satisfied , or even desire boobs below C. i dare you not to fwap to that tiny boobed bitch.
Stoya: I fucking dare you ;)
so women, be proud of your breasts!!! they are becons of womanhood!!! im not saying show us your tits (even though i really wish you would, god i love boobs), what i am saying is, if a guy look at them, dont be offended, it just means that despite knowing you can see him staring, he just cant help himself. even guys like me who actually prefer the face to the boobs (yeah, faces are nicer than boobs, boobs are awesome, but a womans face is art) sometimes cant help but look. pull that hair out of your ass, the dude just gave you a compliment and you got offended.
girl: hey there boy
boy: damn girl those are some fine ass tittays.
girl: *slap* how dare you compliment my fun bags. you're horrible.
boy: you're fat.
see how that went? now stop being bitches unless you wanna be insulted instead of complimented.
***i posted the comment under one liners by accident.... here is where it belongs
ReplyDeletea) boobies rock
b) Fuck advertising? without advertising there would be far less competition which means that no one is trying to 1-up the next person and thus society would not progress as quickly as it has.
advertising is simply to create awareness. Without advertising, some of the the most important information and events would not be able to be conveyed amongst a wide audience.
I think you really mean fuck consumer culture cuz consumer culture is the real fukd up thing in society. Consumer culture makes ppl forget about the collective needs and only think about the individual wants. Advertising is simply the medium in which the consumer culture is communicated. Now dont blame advertising for being the medium because blaming advertising for communicating consumer culture would be like blaming your phone for something that the dude on the other end said.