Wednesday, October 28, 2009

On The Universe and Connectivity: In Song Form

My buddy showed me this song. and holy shit. i need to invent some words to describe how much i like this. not only is it a well done song, but its fucking inspirational. for those who know me, and or follow my blog, you'll know how overwhelmingly awesome i think the world is. you'll know that my favourite thing in the world, is knowledge. anyway, this song is excerpts of science interviews put through autotune and made into a song. basically they're just stating known facts about the universe and how it applies to us. the truth is moving.



The cosmos is also within us
We're made of star stuff
We are a way for the cosmos to know itself

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

On Music I Think Everyone Will Like

This if the first, of hopefully many posts about music i think everyone should hear. Todays song is called Pick Up by Bonobo. Bonobo is a british DJ with some mad skills. skills so mad.....that....its like....peta....at the sight of...seal rape... yes....that mad.

Anyway. I've been listening to his album Dial M for Monkey. Great collection of beats that evolve and dont get boring quickly unlike many other straight up beats. He owes this to his own contant refreshing of the sounds. he incorporates many new sounds every few bars, or changes a rythym or have a transition to make sure you dont get bored after about 2 minutes of the song. Through his beats ive been able to start writing lyrics seriously. not that they are good, its more that i couldnt a 4 down. so his music demands other creative people to put their own stuff on it - the mark of a true beat master.

anyway, i present to you, embedded for your convenience, Pick Up by Bonobo. i highly doubt you'll dislike this song. if you don't then....fuck you? yes.





WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA

On The Zombification of Douche Bags

First lemme get this straight. i fucking love zombies. they're fucking rotting fucking human corpses that have come the fuck back to life to feast on everyones fucking brains. how the fuck cant you like it?

well for a long time, no one really liked zombies. it was a fringe community you know? every so often a zombie movie would come out and only the zombie kids would go out and be like ZOMG ZOMBIES. everyone else would be like fuck that movie, zombies dont scare me and my huge cock. fuck zombies. and then we'd go and watch our zombie movies and enjoy the shit out of it.

then we'd have fun talking about how we'd do in a zombie appocalypse. we'd keep track (im seriously here) of where we can get supplies, how fast, different escape routes, possible scenerios, defensive positions, how to view the media at the time, possible allied resistance vs small pack survival in the north. all sorts of stuff. its was badass cause we all knew how lame zombies were at actually killing people. aside from you just kinda standing there and letting a zombie bite you, they're pretty easy to get away from. and thats why all the normal kids didnt like zombies, they didnt see the fun of them. they didnt see how poetic the idea of the zombie was. think about it you assholes, slow, inevitable death. and then you have the romero films making social commentary on the side. and bam you got a genre that can achieve cult status and no more, just the way i like it. lets me keep my lame interests...well...lame:)

and then came the zombie video games....and slowly, frat boys all over the world, started being big on zombies. now most would say, well now more people like the same stuff you do!

NO!!!! THAT ISNT WHAT HAPPENED!!!!

what happened was all these people CLAIMED to like zombies, but really they just liked shooting them on their frat-house xbox 360!!!! they've never seen these fucking movies! im sorry but bitches, you cant like zombies unless you've seen a few zombie movies. oohh but ive seen resident evil and 28 weeks later. WEEKS LATER? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? AAAHHHHHHHH FUCK!!!! and because of these shit-gobbling ass-hats all the zombie movies comming out now, lack the charm of most other zombie movies. hats off to shaun of the dead though (ahem, lmao). dont get me wrong though, i am gunna watch these shitty zombie movies cause in essence, all zombie movies are kinda shitty.

the point is, fuck you douche bags. you took my cult-hobby and turned it into a fucking fraternity joke much like the guy with the smallest wang. i know you frats know this cause come on, what else is the point in all that "hazing". more like "lets see if these people will do anything we want so we can fuck them later while they're drunk". faggots. no offence to actual homosexuals since im sure you dont wanna be accociated with these people either. im sure you like real zombies just like me :)

in closing. FUCK YOU.

Monday, October 26, 2009

On The Scariest Movie of All Time

I love horror movies. And there are a lot of bad ones. but once in a while, you come across a horror movie so scary, so well done, that you actually...believe this will happen to you. you actually believe that the elevator will come to life and start killing people, and never be stopped.



Fear Personified.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

My Thoughts

What the fuck? Why does it smell like shit all of a sudden.

On Fucking Awesome One Liners II

Sometimes a man finds his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

On The Post Below

Yeah.....i kinda forgot that at the start of the universe, all 4 forces were the same force....vacuum energy probably didnt exist.....w/e, im not deleting that post, i spent too much time on it..god dammit why do the answers have to be so elusive?

OH I KNOW! cause its about the journey not the destination. <------what a load of shit.

On The Structure of the Universe

When talking about the life of the universe, we usually start with the big bang. Simply put, everything in the universe was compressed into one infinitely small point, and then for some reason it expanded. BANG. now, how and why this happened is the focus of many physicists. For instance, one explanation is called super symmetry. this says that in the beginning, the universe, while tiny, was perfectly symmetrical, and once again, for "some reason" that symmetry broke and BANG. Now, no one really knows why this small point expanded, it just did.

So you're prolly like then how do you know the universe was a point? cause we have data showing that universe is expanding to this day. push that motion backwards and you get the tiny point, from here on i will be calling this point a singularity. this may not be the correct term, but you see this |____| ???? that space is exactly how much of a fuck i give about that.

its important to note, that the expanding universe confuses scientists because the ammount of matter/dark matter/dark energy in the universe should mean that the gravity produced by it, should cause the universe to cave in on itself, instead its not only expanding, but at an increasing rate.

So one day i was thinking, why would the universe just expand?? so i started to think about things we know about the universe, and things that are not empirically proven, but mathematically make sense and is accepted as a good science in the community. no intelligent design here - in a later post i will talk about ID and how exactly its not good science. i also wanted to take into account a possible end of the universe. there are many proposed ideas, 2 of the simplest and most common are the heat death of the universe, and the big crunch. HDU says that eventually, everything will expand to such a point, that no atoms will interact with other atoms. big crunch is well....universe caves back in on itself.

the heat death of the universe has its roots in how the universe is expanding at an increasing rate for some reason. we know this to be true, but we do not know why its rate is increasing. this is at odds with the ammount of gravity in the universe cause the total gravity should mean we'll have a crunch, not a heat death. so theres info on both sides of that debate that can support.

so when i look at the world, i see an interconnected painting, and to understand the world, you cannot just look at the colours, you have to look at it from a distance and take the whole thing in. when i do that, ive seen that the universe, on many levels operates in cycles. the cycles may be long and complicated, by cycles anyway.

so when trying to think of an idea of how the universe begins, and ends, i decided that the universe too has to be cyclic. i believe in god, but i didnt wanna bring god into this either. for anything to exist ever, it has to have come from somthing pre-existing. nothing cant bare fruit, get what im saying? so in the universe, there has to be somthing infinite, i say its the universe itself. and it expands, and contracts.

but i could not stop there, ok the universe expands and contracts, but why? thats the question. newton saw gravity in action but didnt know why, and we still consider gravity the most mysterious force in the universe despite increased understanding. why is the question i had to answer.

so heres my proposal. what if the universe, is surrounded by an outer shell. and this shell exerts a vacuum on the expanding universe (the vacuum would come from the space between "exo-space" and our universe). as our universes boundary approaches this "exo-space" (thats a word i made up to help simplify) the gravity within the universe decreases as matter/dark matter becomes less dense accounting for why the universe is expanding at an increasing rate (the more dense matter is, the greater gravity it has). so what happens when the universe reaches the border of exo-space? well, the vacuum between the universe and exo-space becomes weaker as there is less room between the two (the universe is expanding increasingly now because the universe is young, and small). the gravity in the universe does not go away as there is still matter/dark matter in it. when the universe reaches the edge, it bounces off, and starts to collapse with the help of gravity from the matter/dark matter getting more dense.
it continues to cave in, however, as the universe gets smaller and smaller, that vacuum becomes more and more powerful. eventually the universe goes back to singularity, but the space between the singularity and exo-space is so large, that the vacuum created rips the singularity apart again, another big bang.

reader, do not take what i have just said as solid science. what i did was take pieces of info we know to be true about the universe, and tried to reconcile all of it. i dont want you going around telling your friends that this is the truth about the universe, it might be, but i dont KNOW. i just think that this is the most reasonable explanation for everything outside of god existing, which i think he does

yeah.......thats about it. i'll correct spelling and grammar for once cause i dont want anyone getting confused cause my english sucks.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

On Benny Hinn

Lmao. Benny Hinn owns you.

On Insults II

You look like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress.

On The Benefits of Reefer

First let me start of by saying. wow you're stupid if you think theres benefits. No im not saying that you're stupid because you think weed is beneficial to the mind. Not at all. No, its more that weed is only beneficial to the mind, if you're already stupid.

Now follow me here. In a previous post entitled On Humanity, i make the argument that thinking is what it means ot be human and that most people dont really think about the big questions, or even think about anything seriously. it doesnt matter how good the machine is thats doing the thinking, it matters that th emachine is active.

now, like i said, most people dont turn tha tmachine on outside of school. however, when those same stupid people smoke a joint, they start thinking about all the big questions. they start finding science interesting. they listen to music more in depth (i think me and my crew are the only people who like grateful dead when they arent high, cause its GOOD). they ponder, they think, they wonder.

you know what happens when I, a person who does that ALL THE FUCKING TIME, smokes weed? i watch hello kitty.

now, im a thinker, but when i smoke weed, i turn into a dumbass. when dumbasses smoke weed, they turn into thinkers. whats the jist of this? if i have to say it again then you must be a sober dumbass or a stoned intellectual. there is another benefit to weed aside from making stupid people think, and inhibiting cancer growth.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

On Insults

i bet you're the kind of dude who eats wax and strings and tries to shit a candle.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

On Revenge

Revenge is a dish best served cold! Revenge is a dish best served with guns!!! Revenge is a dish best served steaming hot! Which is it? well, none of them. Revenge is actually a dish that leaves with you a bad taste in your mouth and pit in your stomach.

There are all kinds of revenge in the world, all stem from someone hurting someone in some way, and that victim wanting hurt the attacker in the same or worse way. Once again, its an uncooked-ecoli-having steak. Usually, you think oohhhh i'll feel so much better once i get this person for what they've done!! And sometimes, after the veangeance is carried out you, you do feel good. but that lasts only for a time. after a while, you realise what it is that you've done. you've killed because your family was killed, you've destroyed homes because yours was destroyed. you hurt because you have been hurt.

after a while, the justification for your deeds no longer seems to justify doing it unto another. guilt sets in for your transgressions. regrets for deeds come to pass. and then, eventually, you feel the exact same way you did before the vengeance was carried out. you still morn the loss of your family, you still miss your home, and you still feel hurt. There really was no point in acting that way in the first place. you should have known better. in closing, vengeance should never be an option. it wont make you feel better, and sometimes, it'll make you feel worse. Im sorry.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

On Advertising

Normally, id start of such a post by saying, FGUCK ADVETERTISING!!! er somthing. but not today. today my buddy showed me a comercial. that not only is effective, but just fucking sweet and kinda funny. especially the last guy. i give you, "Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2...wavers"


how can you not like that? they're bouncing. in line with the control. im sorry, but ihave a sex drive and it doesnt recognize he difference between well shaded cgi boobies, silicone boobies, and real boobies. its all boobies and boobies own. in fact, im changing the title. no, that isnt the title you read earlier. the title is now...

On Boobies

man, those fucking mamory glands are the shit! they're nice and soft and they bring a smile to a straight mans face. like, girls roll around flaunting the shit out of their boobs. and its awesome! yeah sure you cant look at them, but really bitches, do you really think we dont have techniques? men have developed eye techniques to look at boobs. you think that scene in 36 chambers of shaolin where the dude trains his eyes is for fighting? no way, its so he can look, and look away before you notice. the dude went to town and stared at boobies all day. why? cause boobies fucking own you.

whena child is born, whats the first thing they want? BOOBIES. one fo the very few natural instincts humans has, is fucking boobies. so why cant we just make like dave chappelle and comment on boobs? why the fuck not people!!!! i can say, ooohhh your hairs nice, ooohhh, you hav enice eyes, but i cant say oohhh you have wonderful breasts? shits true! and it wouldnt just be the big cheasted ladies getting those compliments (although, i think its the tiny tittied girls who are the ones who have created this anti-talking-about boobs atmosphere). the small breasted women would be getting some titty loving too. i personally, dont even like big boobs. 90% of men i know, prefer what we like to call "hand boob". and like the name implies, its boobs, that fit in your hand. big boobs arent even a sign of good reproduction in the animal kingdom, its a sign that a bitch is pregnant and cant fuck you. women, you'd be surprised at how many men are satisfied , or even desire boobs below C. i dare you not to fwap to that tiny boobed bitch.
Stoya: I fucking dare you ;)

so women, be proud of your breasts!!! they are becons of womanhood!!! im not saying show us your tits (even though i really wish you would, god i love boobs), what i am saying is, if a guy look at them, dont be offended, it just means that despite knowing you can see him staring, he just cant help himself. even guys like me who actually prefer the face to the boobs (yeah, faces are nicer than boobs, boobs are awesome, but a womans face is art) sometimes cant help but look. pull that hair out of your ass, the dude just gave you a compliment and you got offended.

girl: hey there boy
boy: damn girl those are some fine ass tittays.
girl: *slap* how dare you compliment my fun bags. you're horrible.
boy: you're fat.


see how that went? now stop being bitches unless you wanna be insulted instead of complimented.

On Fucking Awesome One Liners

take off your Ignorance Shirt and lay on the Beach of Knowledge, because you're about to soak up some Fact Rays from the Truth Sun

On Feminism

Shut the fuck up.

seriously bitches, wtf is up your ass? bitches can vote, get any job they want, do better than males in most school subjects and still you hos complain that ooooohhhh men in the same job make more money. then do what the men in those same jobs do, ask for a fucking raise.

on the reals bitches, they researched this shit and they found that women ask for raises far less often then men do. so what happens? you get paid less.

another thing, you're holding women back!!! seriously. now you're like wtf are you talking about you MAN. we're doing our best to promote gender quality and raise womens awareness!!! thats why we acknowlege the first woman to do stuff!!!! ok. let me break thsi down for you, and show you how YOU'RE being sexist and holding back true equality.

first, promote gender equality? i can understand if you're fighting against people like this guy.


cause thats just rediculous. but when you're fighting against the average dick having shmoe on the street, that isnt making things equal, if anything that shmoe is gunna be like "damn this bitch is crazy, irrational, on her period, and a fucking bitch. what a bitch. bitch bitch bitch." congrats, you've just created a male chauvinist. also, the person who just created this male chauvinist, is most likely a female chauvinist. same wrong doings, coloured differently are somehow ok since its the feminist movement saying it. sort of the same way how coloured people get away with racism. this problem of feminazis isnt that widespread though. for the most part, i dont meet dick-hating hitler bitches. however, i do meet women, and read feminist prose that glorifies women and their accomplishments soley based on that it was a woman who did it.
that is a serious problem. that in itself is sexism. we're going to make sure we teach woman about the first woman to go into space and spend lots of time talking about how important it is, and we wont talk about any women who were the first to do somthing PERIOD.

you cannot glorfy the person and their gender and act like their gender makes their accomplishment mean somthing. that is sexism right there, because a woman does this, it means somthing more than if a man did it and vice versa. there are many women in history, truely amazing women who have done so much for our society and its basic functions. radioactivty was discovered by a woman. the first time anyone ever won more than one nobel prize , it was given to a woman. the structure of dna, and 80% of the research that watson and crick used, was done by a woman. truely brilliant women here who deserve a spot in history. not because the person who did somthing had a vagina, but because the accomplishment itself is deserving of a place in our minds. why remember amelia airheart and the fact that she fucking failed her mission when we can remember madame curey - without her we'd all have cancer.

well, there was another really long paragraph here, but i decided to trash it like an rca appliance. why? it wasnt making any new points and it was long. and fuck that. i leave with you with this




























Yes, this.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

On The Stupidest Fucking Movie Ever

So im watching gi joe right now. and it has been hitting me with wave after wave of been there donethatedness so fast that it'd give heroes a run for its money.

so far it opened up with int he first like minute, after a half decent intro, reveal that an evil weapons corporation has developed a weapon that really puts the world into their palm. some nanotechnobabblebullshit that they dont realise practical limitations of. this is like what people thought nuclear shit did back int he 50s. dumbass writers. and theres more, then during the most classified mission ever, two guys they were showing more often than everyone else survive a surprise attack and a subsequent saving from the even more classified part of the government. jesus fucking christ are you kidding me? is this really happening? are we relaly going down this road? and then all of the sudden, one dude, meets the hot attacker girl and they had a relationship! THIS IS THE FIRST LIKE 10 FUCKING MINUTES OF THE MOVIE!!! anyway....

this continuesand the hot chick has a relationship with the evil weapons corporation ceo!!!! yes!!! thsi is really happening! they're trying to hit every passe, cliche, rusted old movie plot , whatever the fuck you wanna call this.....in the book!!!! so as i watchi this movie, i will leave a point by point summary of what bs this is....wait i just realised i could get in trouble for revealing the whole movie, i'll keep count and i'll let you people know.....im in for a ride......