This is Bjork. Growing up, im sure people in my age group have heard of her. She's a pretty icelandic girl with loads of talent. I was going to only include her song Hyperballad, but then i decided to include oh so quiet, cause that song also kicks ass. Anyway, so heres both It's oh so quiet, which im SURE you will love, and hyperballad, which im sure by the end of the song you will like. anyway, im never wrong about these things so enjoy!!!
This here song is hyperballad!!!!
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Friday, December 25, 2009
On Fucking Awesome One Liners IX
A part of real living as a human being, as a spiritual being, is to embrace and encompass your fear, your love and not run away from anything cause thats the life experience.
Monday, December 21, 2009
On Fucking Awesome One Liners VIII
People always say oohhh the government will take care of it, they'll do it - they'll...they - they who? its starts with us
Saturday, December 19, 2009
On Art Without Borders
I saw this video online when i was running around listening to Rage Against the Machine. Just inspirational really. to me this is what art is about. balls out without limit. in the words of rage, fuck you i wont do what you tell me.
Friday, December 18, 2009
Sunday, December 13, 2009
On The Duality Of Man
Who are you? seriously. Who are you? are you defined as individual because of looks? inner shit? thats a topic of debate in many different fields. recently i watched a documentary where the host went around and did experiments that scientists in this field use to figure out how we get our sense of self.
In this doc, he mentioned that inside, it feels like intrinsic truth, that you are you. and this you, isnt defined by your body's appearance. now, he says this feels like truth. later in the documentary he partcipates in an experiment where he sat down in a chair, and given viritual reality goggles. behind him, they set up two cameras, one for each eye and then the scientist starts conducting the experiment, he pokes the host in the chest, but takes a marker and makes it seem like hes poking in the camera's "chest". so what he sees, is himself being poked in the chest, but from the perspective of directly behind him, with the marker going towards him to trick his brain into thinking hes now behind himself. in the middle of this, he whips out a hammer and pretends to smash the camera's "chest" in. and the dude, seeing that, flinches even though he knows his body isnt there. when the camera is removed, he reported a sensation like...being pushed forward back into his actual body. no i wont read into this and say thats his soul, thats too easy.
they conduct other experiments which reveal other crazy things, like how you can predict a person's decisions before they even know what they'll do. from 6-15 seconds in advance (harvard got 15, this place got 6). also, these decisions were made before the information to make the decision was shown to the test subject. which opens up a really fraked up can of worms i wont get into here. one more experiment i must tell you about is the self awareness test. what they do is secretly put somthing on a childs face, and then give him a mirror, if the child immediately takes it off, he knows the kid in the mirror is him. they recognize the person is them in the mirror after about 18 months. chimps and orangutans can pass this test as well.
why have i told you these experiments? because that is the secular view on the duality of man. man is one and conciousness is the result of all lower brain functions manifesting itself in the cortex, but perceives that he is two due to a logical fallacy. his mind thinks it's separate from the body - while this is a good answer, i dont think the experiments prove this. in fact, i think they actually give proof for the indian philosophic ideas about the soul. whhhaaatt???
the soul is what, makes you , you. your soul in another body is still you.
anyway, they come to the conclusion that conciousness is the result of all brain function, the final product. hogwash. the mind and soul arent separate, and they arent one. they are a double helix (jumping to conclusions here, but woot dna?). the soul and the mind are constantly at war with eachother. the soul looks within itself to find the world, and the mind looks outside itself to find the world. the soul want to know the truths about the world, be "good", the soul is connected with the universe the same way our bodies are connected to the universe atomically. and this war is what gives the perception of duality. the mind tries to control the soul using any stimulus from the senses. food, sex, drugs. its these distractions which prevents the soul from learning truths about the universe and itself. now its fine and dandy to say stuff like this in our society, but ya'll dawkinists will think im crazy without some attempt at logical proof (logic does not produce btw, more on that later)
so, can this view of duality explain those experiments which seem to show that the you are just the final product of synapses? i think so.
1st: the baby and the mirror test. an indian philosopher would say that the reason why the baby doesnt recognize itself, is because their soul is in a brand new body, it has no idea thats what its vessell looks like. and in addition to that, the soul is trying to navigate its baby bodied vessel. at 18 months the soul/mind learns that this is the vessell for what i perceive as myself. imagine trying to navigate using a brand new language and symbols.
2nd: the camera trick. im sure you can figure out what the IP's would say about this. basically that you just tricked the soul into believe that the sensory input from the cameras was the same sensory input that its been getting this whole life. the soul gets tricked, the mind tells it its being touched, so you think YOU'RE being touched. i still dont know what ot make of tha tfeeling of being sucked back into his body. is that just him who felt it ?does everyone get that? dunno yet.
3rd: the decision prediction test. well i think thats possible because your "subconcious" IS your soul. ever get ideas and have no idea where they come from? your subconcious. just cause i call it a soul or subconcious doesnt change what we understand it as. its that thing thats part of you, that you dont really know much about. the subconcious mind is what makes these decisions. yogis delve into their subconcious to learn truths about the universe and themselves, we see these same yogis use this same meditation to go into their subconcious to SLOW THEIR FUCKING HEART. now do you realise the logistics of that? that means that he was able to conciously control an ancient part of the brain that has no connection to will, it operates on its own and automatically (hence autonomic nervous system). now we've seen this done on tv, but do you realise that hes conciously controlling the most base function of animalia? that right there is evidence that people there is a subconcious mind out of your reach normally, and through practice you can access that part of your brain. why is it a stretch to think that this part of your brain may be able to percieve more than our senses. we already know that our brain ignores 3/4 of all sensory imput anyway. i once had an experiment done on me (and my class) where the prof asked us to watch a video, and count the number of times the basketball was being passed among a group. after the video, he then asked us, who saw the monkey? no one fucking saw the monkey. he played the video back. a guy in a gorilla suit goes into the middle of the screen and dances around, no fucking joke, almost all of us missed that. maybe 5 out of 150 saw that.
i dont know what else to say about this, i dont wanna draw anymore conclusions but rather give you some food for thought. next time imma tell you what i think of logic, i can already hear the hounds of dawkins and darwin coming for my blood.
In this doc, he mentioned that inside, it feels like intrinsic truth, that you are you. and this you, isnt defined by your body's appearance. now, he says this feels like truth. later in the documentary he partcipates in an experiment where he sat down in a chair, and given viritual reality goggles. behind him, they set up two cameras, one for each eye and then the scientist starts conducting the experiment, he pokes the host in the chest, but takes a marker and makes it seem like hes poking in the camera's "chest". so what he sees, is himself being poked in the chest, but from the perspective of directly behind him, with the marker going towards him to trick his brain into thinking hes now behind himself. in the middle of this, he whips out a hammer and pretends to smash the camera's "chest" in. and the dude, seeing that, flinches even though he knows his body isnt there. when the camera is removed, he reported a sensation like...being pushed forward back into his actual body. no i wont read into this and say thats his soul, thats too easy.
they conduct other experiments which reveal other crazy things, like how you can predict a person's decisions before they even know what they'll do. from 6-15 seconds in advance (harvard got 15, this place got 6). also, these decisions were made before the information to make the decision was shown to the test subject. which opens up a really fraked up can of worms i wont get into here. one more experiment i must tell you about is the self awareness test. what they do is secretly put somthing on a childs face, and then give him a mirror, if the child immediately takes it off, he knows the kid in the mirror is him. they recognize the person is them in the mirror after about 18 months. chimps and orangutans can pass this test as well.
why have i told you these experiments? because that is the secular view on the duality of man. man is one and conciousness is the result of all lower brain functions manifesting itself in the cortex, but perceives that he is two due to a logical fallacy. his mind thinks it's separate from the body - while this is a good answer, i dont think the experiments prove this. in fact, i think they actually give proof for the indian philosophic ideas about the soul. whhhaaatt???
the soul is what, makes you , you. your soul in another body is still you.
anyway, they come to the conclusion that conciousness is the result of all brain function, the final product. hogwash. the mind and soul arent separate, and they arent one. they are a double helix (jumping to conclusions here, but woot dna?). the soul and the mind are constantly at war with eachother. the soul looks within itself to find the world, and the mind looks outside itself to find the world. the soul want to know the truths about the world, be "good", the soul is connected with the universe the same way our bodies are connected to the universe atomically. and this war is what gives the perception of duality. the mind tries to control the soul using any stimulus from the senses. food, sex, drugs. its these distractions which prevents the soul from learning truths about the universe and itself. now its fine and dandy to say stuff like this in our society, but ya'll dawkinists will think im crazy without some attempt at logical proof (logic does not produce btw, more on that later)
so, can this view of duality explain those experiments which seem to show that the you are just the final product of synapses? i think so.
1st: the baby and the mirror test. an indian philosopher would say that the reason why the baby doesnt recognize itself, is because their soul is in a brand new body, it has no idea thats what its vessell looks like. and in addition to that, the soul is trying to navigate its baby bodied vessel. at 18 months the soul/mind learns that this is the vessell for what i perceive as myself. imagine trying to navigate using a brand new language and symbols.
2nd: the camera trick. im sure you can figure out what the IP's would say about this. basically that you just tricked the soul into believe that the sensory input from the cameras was the same sensory input that its been getting this whole life. the soul gets tricked, the mind tells it its being touched, so you think YOU'RE being touched. i still dont know what ot make of tha tfeeling of being sucked back into his body. is that just him who felt it ?does everyone get that? dunno yet.
3rd: the decision prediction test. well i think thats possible because your "subconcious" IS your soul. ever get ideas and have no idea where they come from? your subconcious. just cause i call it a soul or subconcious doesnt change what we understand it as. its that thing thats part of you, that you dont really know much about. the subconcious mind is what makes these decisions. yogis delve into their subconcious to learn truths about the universe and themselves, we see these same yogis use this same meditation to go into their subconcious to SLOW THEIR FUCKING HEART. now do you realise the logistics of that? that means that he was able to conciously control an ancient part of the brain that has no connection to will, it operates on its own and automatically (hence autonomic nervous system). now we've seen this done on tv, but do you realise that hes conciously controlling the most base function of animalia? that right there is evidence that people there is a subconcious mind out of your reach normally, and through practice you can access that part of your brain. why is it a stretch to think that this part of your brain may be able to percieve more than our senses. we already know that our brain ignores 3/4 of all sensory imput anyway. i once had an experiment done on me (and my class) where the prof asked us to watch a video, and count the number of times the basketball was being passed among a group. after the video, he then asked us, who saw the monkey? no one fucking saw the monkey. he played the video back. a guy in a gorilla suit goes into the middle of the screen and dances around, no fucking joke, almost all of us missed that. maybe 5 out of 150 saw that.
i dont know what else to say about this, i dont wanna draw anymore conclusions but rather give you some food for thought. next time imma tell you what i think of logic, i can already hear the hounds of dawkins and darwin coming for my blood.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
On Fucking Awesome One Liners VII
a story about a race of gas people
"the gas person got into his gas car to go to gas work. he forgot to feed the gas dog his gas dog gas food, so the gas dog gas shat all over the gas floor."
ROFLMAO
seriously.
"the gas person got into his gas car to go to gas work. he forgot to feed the gas dog his gas dog gas food, so the gas dog gas shat all over the gas floor."
ROFLMAO
seriously.
Friday, December 11, 2009
On Cassini's Photos of The Saturn Hexagon
This is Saturns hexagon
So have any of you seen this? So this is a formation that was first discovered by.....lemme check cause im thinking voyager and i dont wanna give you guys piss poor info.....*checks* yes it was voyager. anyway so cassini showed up recently and snapped a few of these. its a large rigid formation at the north pole of Saturn. wtf.
Why what the fuck? cause nature doesnt like straight lines. much less 6 pushed together. a few years after the voyager pictures (89) the black spot dissapeared (1991). maybe it was in response to the fact that nirvana was forming and they wanted to give them their full attention? who are they? aliens people, keep up.
i submit that there is an alien species living within Saturn, they are a gaseous race and are made of heavier gasses that dont occur under Earth pressures. cause seriously people, nature doesnt make straight lines. another thing i noticed as the difference between the inner hexagon and the outer hexagon. there not only is a black spot inside, but the area between the black spot the hexagons lines is a different pattern than the rest of gas outside the hexagon line. so maybe the hexagon is made of a compound that is hexagonal in its own molecule? given the pressures on the planet would it cause it to manifest itself as its most comfortable form? i have no idea.
really the most reasonable explanation is that it is some sort of storm cycle cause the black spot went away in line with the Saturns winter ending. so who knows what it is. to me theres more evidence at this point for aliens. but then again, there really isnt any evidence to make a conclusion either way, so my alien guess is as rational their storm guess. yes a hexagonal storm.
aliens live on saturns north pole, they build a gas barrier ot shelter them from the other gases and pressures. they saw voyager and were like wtf and moved their civilization deeper into the planet.
So have any of you seen this? So this is a formation that was first discovered by.....lemme check cause im thinking voyager and i dont wanna give you guys piss poor info.....*checks* yes it was voyager. anyway so cassini showed up recently and snapped a few of these. its a large rigid formation at the north pole of Saturn. wtf.
Why what the fuck? cause nature doesnt like straight lines. much less 6 pushed together. a few years after the voyager pictures (89) the black spot dissapeared (1991). maybe it was in response to the fact that nirvana was forming and they wanted to give them their full attention? who are they? aliens people, keep up.
i submit that there is an alien species living within Saturn, they are a gaseous race and are made of heavier gasses that dont occur under Earth pressures. cause seriously people, nature doesnt make straight lines. another thing i noticed as the difference between the inner hexagon and the outer hexagon. there not only is a black spot inside, but the area between the black spot the hexagons lines is a different pattern than the rest of gas outside the hexagon line. so maybe the hexagon is made of a compound that is hexagonal in its own molecule? given the pressures on the planet would it cause it to manifest itself as its most comfortable form? i have no idea.
really the most reasonable explanation is that it is some sort of storm cycle cause the black spot went away in line with the Saturns winter ending. so who knows what it is. to me theres more evidence at this point for aliens. but then again, there really isnt any evidence to make a conclusion either way, so my alien guess is as rational their storm guess. yes a hexagonal storm.
aliens live on saturns north pole, they build a gas barrier ot shelter them from the other gases and pressures. they saw voyager and were like wtf and moved their civilization deeper into the planet.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Sunday, December 6, 2009
!Ox6^Gb93WTf!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So i watched twilight.
Why? Well you see, as most of you know, this movie sucks. And as such i felt i needed to "audit" the video to "verify" its shittyness. cause ive been reading these hilarious articals about this movie and i wondered...could it really be that bad? maybe...but you must understand. i love bad movies. i watch bad movies all the time. they're kind good in some weird way. when i watch a movie, i dont take what i think it should be like into consideration. i just take it for what it is and see how entertained i am by it. some movies are almost aware that they're bad. and its a different kind of bad...trust me...
twlight was not this kind of bad.
ive been struggling with how to describe how bad this movie is to you. i have a pretty big vocabulary, but i can't summon words extreme enough to do justice to this movie. kinda weird that im talking about doing justice to a movie so criminal that even using its title in a sentence should be a felony but i want you to understand what i mean.....what movie would the average mindcreature reader (i wonder how many people have stumbled across this page...) like? OH SHIT I KNOW
alright, so take for example, the dark knight. that movie was bomb. so bomb. when i saw that mmovie i had really really really high expectations. and my buddy told me that no matter how high my expectations were for that movie, the dark knight will shatter them. so when i say i had high expectations for that movie, i really did. so when i finally saw that movie and it did just that....lets just say the babaloos are no joke.
Twilight was the EXACT opposite of that. For anyone that hasnt seen this movie, no, you have no idea how bad this movie is. none. none at all. many times during this rant ive considered burying my face in my hands and sobbing at my own inability to adequately warn you, weep at my own vocabularic impotence and cry for all the little girls who will have any sort of memory attached to this steamy pile. its really hard for me to accurately describe this dung heap but i'll try. Im gunna have to go through every bit of shit to tell you cause its so heavy on the mind....i need to get it OUT!!!! its AAAHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Phew*
The direction was along side this, once in a while you'd see some direction attempts to actually suppress any attempted acting on any of the main characters parts. Yeah, i know, they were just about to act....and then you could almost hear the director telling the dude to be more "dark", and telling the girl to be more "vacant". this manifested itself on screen with the two actors having the same tone, same face etc. speaking of tone. this chick!!!!! WTF!!!!!
How the fuck did this director think it was ok to have the main character speak in monotone. i swear to god i hear more variation in pitch in a 1999 stephen hawking speech program. lets have our main character sound the same during her monologues to drive home that shes sad on the inside......wait she isnt sad on the inside either! shes nothing! this is so hard to write about simply because theres nothing to write about. how can i write about a character whose only trait is vacancy? how can i write about a character whose only straight is sparkly skin. ok i can write about that.
so let me illustrate a scene. bella thinks the dudes a vampire, and is responsible for killing the shit out of lots of people, so she then lures him into a forest walking by him angrily. then they discuss the vampireness in what is by far the worst set of lines ive ever heard delievered, more poorly executed than could be imagined by the mind that conceived it. he tries to convince her that hes a monster and is bad and shes like i dont care!!! of course this is based on a developing relationship between characters and true love (ROFLCOPTER DOWN!!!!). so hes like you know what bitch imma show you how monstrous i am. and he takes her and he uses his super speed to go to the top of the mountrain and out of the overcast and into the sunlight, because overcast means theres no sunlight in the valley. then hes like i'll show you.....and then he stands in the light and all this music starts to swell and he opens his shirt, all in this one ray of sunlight, and slowly turns towards her and sparkles. thats right. the author took out the only thing tha tmakes a vampire a fucking vampire and replaced it with the visual presentation of a chorus of angels going AAaaaAAAaaAAAaaaaaaaa - girls proceed spontaneously give birth. you know, i wanted to go into more of this but its hard to talk about characterless characters. so i think imma head out, oh wait, the plot sucked, i can talk about that. or rather....the lack thereof..
So theres no plot. and when i say theres no plot, i mean that for half the film, there are random scenes strung together by the characters themselves. what do i mean? the dude would show up, and be like....you dont like me!!! im bad!!!
you suck!!!
we shouldnt be friends!!
now im gunna be nice
i wanna grind you up and shoot you through my veins!
you know, typical high school bullshit. and shes all like wtf why are you watching me while i sleep and hes like poof im gone (she doesnt ask why actualy, she just accepts it) . and then shes like w.e then he sees her in class and theres a fan on and then he jizzes his pants. and then he doesnt suck blood cause hes a vegetarian and eats animals and stops a car from crushing her. and then shes like yo you got powers and hes like no i dont, then shes like yeah you do, then hes like no i dont. and then shes like i dont care if you're a vampire and then hes like but i might kill you and eat you and then shes when life gives you lemons, you die. and then later in the movie shes about to die and hes like i gotta suck on you so you dont die but i cant but i gotta but i cant stop mid way, its builds and builds and you just cant stop till you reach the summit, and then joseph smith shows up and is like yo its alright, i could do it but for some reason we're gunna make you do it, dont stay inside her too long cause its hard to stop midway and then he pulls out before he climaxes saving her virginity in the process.
Thats the plot whether you know it or not. I leave you with some sillyness.
More like bags full of awesome.
EDIT:
WTF!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is the world smoking?
http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/twilight2008?q=twilight holy shit wtf
Why? Well you see, as most of you know, this movie sucks. And as such i felt i needed to "audit" the video to "verify" its shittyness. cause ive been reading these hilarious articals about this movie and i wondered...could it really be that bad? maybe...but you must understand. i love bad movies. i watch bad movies all the time. they're kind good in some weird way. when i watch a movie, i dont take what i think it should be like into consideration. i just take it for what it is and see how entertained i am by it. some movies are almost aware that they're bad. and its a different kind of bad...trust me...
twlight was not this kind of bad.
ive been struggling with how to describe how bad this movie is to you. i have a pretty big vocabulary, but i can't summon words extreme enough to do justice to this movie. kinda weird that im talking about doing justice to a movie so criminal that even using its title in a sentence should be a felony but i want you to understand what i mean.....what movie would the average mindcreature reader (i wonder how many people have stumbled across this page...) like? OH SHIT I KNOW
alright, so take for example, the dark knight. that movie was bomb. so bomb. when i saw that mmovie i had really really really high expectations. and my buddy told me that no matter how high my expectations were for that movie, the dark knight will shatter them. so when i say i had high expectations for that movie, i really did. so when i finally saw that movie and it did just that....lets just say the babaloos are no joke.
You got knocked the fuck out
Twilight was the EXACT opposite of that. For anyone that hasnt seen this movie, no, you have no idea how bad this movie is. none. none at all. many times during this rant ive considered burying my face in my hands and sobbing at my own inability to adequately warn you, weep at my own vocabularic impotence and cry for all the little girls who will have any sort of memory attached to this steamy pile. its really hard for me to accurately describe this dung heap but i'll try. Im gunna have to go through every bit of shit to tell you cause its so heavy on the mind....i need to get it OUT!!!! its AAAHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Phew*
I lost my self there for minute. *Ahem* So aside from all the things you've heard about (sparkly vampires) this movie had so many more tricks up its sleeve to ensure its guano trophy ownership. this movie was like a trifecta of crap. it had bad direction. bad acting, and writing screen and the other thing...plot? this movie didnt have that guy either or he was doing A LOT of peyote. i know thats 4 but fuck you. anyway first the acting. no facial expressions and no variation of tone in the voice....pretty much not acting. i cant really say much more about this than to state the fact that these people refused to behave like anything. I've seen better acting from plants.
Luke, I'm not your father - I'm your fiance.
Luke, I'm not your father - I'm your fiance.The direction was along side this, once in a while you'd see some direction attempts to actually suppress any attempted acting on any of the main characters parts. Yeah, i know, they were just about to act....and then you could almost hear the director telling the dude to be more "dark", and telling the girl to be more "vacant". this manifested itself on screen with the two actors having the same tone, same face etc. speaking of tone. this chick!!!!! WTF!!!!!
How the fuck did this director think it was ok to have the main character speak in monotone. i swear to god i hear more variation in pitch in a 1999 stephen hawking speech program. lets have our main character sound the same during her monologues to drive home that shes sad on the inside......wait she isnt sad on the inside either! shes nothing! this is so hard to write about simply because theres nothing to write about. how can i write about a character whose only trait is vacancy? how can i write about a character whose only straight is sparkly skin. ok i can write about that.
so let me illustrate a scene. bella thinks the dudes a vampire, and is responsible for killing the shit out of lots of people, so she then lures him into a forest walking by him angrily. then they discuss the vampireness in what is by far the worst set of lines ive ever heard delievered, more poorly executed than could be imagined by the mind that conceived it. he tries to convince her that hes a monster and is bad and shes like i dont care!!! of course this is based on a developing relationship between characters and true love (ROFLCOPTER DOWN!!!!). so hes like you know what bitch imma show you how monstrous i am. and he takes her and he uses his super speed to go to the top of the mountrain and out of the overcast and into the sunlight, because overcast means theres no sunlight in the valley. then hes like i'll show you.....and then he stands in the light and all this music starts to swell and he opens his shirt, all in this one ray of sunlight, and slowly turns towards her and sparkles. thats right. the author took out the only thing tha tmakes a vampire a fucking vampire and replaced it with the visual presentation of a chorus of angels going AAaaaAAAaaAAAaaaaaaaa - girls proceed spontaneously give birth. you know, i wanted to go into more of this but its hard to talk about characterless characters. so i think imma head out, oh wait, the plot sucked, i can talk about that. or rather....the lack thereof..
So theres no plot. and when i say theres no plot, i mean that for half the film, there are random scenes strung together by the characters themselves. what do i mean? the dude would show up, and be like....you dont like me!!! im bad!!!
you suck!!!
we shouldnt be friends!!
now im gunna be nice
i wanna grind you up and shoot you through my veins!
you know, typical high school bullshit. and shes all like wtf why are you watching me while i sleep and hes like poof im gone (she doesnt ask why actualy, she just accepts it) . and then shes like w.e then he sees her in class and theres a fan on and then he jizzes his pants. and then he doesnt suck blood cause hes a vegetarian and eats animals and stops a car from crushing her. and then shes like yo you got powers and hes like no i dont, then shes like yeah you do, then hes like no i dont. and then shes like i dont care if you're a vampire and then hes like but i might kill you and eat you and then shes when life gives you lemons, you die. and then later in the movie shes about to die and hes like i gotta suck on you so you dont die but i cant but i gotta but i cant stop mid way, its builds and builds and you just cant stop till you reach the summit, and then joseph smith shows up and is like yo its alright, i could do it but for some reason we're gunna make you do it, dont stay inside her too long cause its hard to stop midway and then he pulls out before he climaxes saving her virginity in the process.
Thats the plot whether you know it or not. I leave you with some sillyness.
More like bags full of awesome. EDIT:
WTF!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is the world smoking?
http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/twilight2008?q=twilight holy shit wtf
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