On Pokemon

dude, i just watched some pokemon

it was completely gay ike totally fucking gay our parents were prollly like what the fuck are they watching? that stuff is gay . lolz, seriously man, the charmander, he just willingly accepts being imprisoned in a fucking pokeball, and is happy about it, like wtf? why the fuck cant he walk around like pikachu? or why doesnt he just go off and chill at some chill spot somewhere? and at the end of the episode it said something totally faggish and assinine er somthing. it was like
maybe getting lost isnt so bad at all! especially when you're lost with your friends. of course, finding your way home with your friends is even better!!!



like why the fuck did they need the last line? do they need to spell out that a good time includes finding your way back? what like we're just never gunna get back home er some shit? like we're lost forever? what, are we dead er something? like wtf. lol but seriously man, whats the deal with that last line? they really spell it out for kids. maybe thats why we know that we need go home when we're lost.....that show is a part of culture and humans are culture based creatures, like we need it to survive because we have no instincts and are useless at birth and stay that way for a long time.anyway, like future robots er somthing, enslaved humans, and they wanna extend their reach into the past, thus making the future better for themselves. so they go back in time and engineer stuff for us to see, to generate culture so we can survive, yes these robots are japanese. oh wait, better idea.



INTELLIGENT



this idea is that future humans started getting lost and never comming back for some stupid reason. investigations showed that they'd meet up with their buddies, and get lost and never come back. sometimes leaving a note with some stupid reason on it. anyway, they were like how can we fix this. usually the lead scientist would get an idea, start to develop it and then midway through, call up his buddies and get lost with them, and never come back. and so this is how it went for years, and years, 7 full centuries infact.. where they finally had the idea to time travel. so they started to train time astronauts. the only ones who could time travel were the japanese and asianz of the time. this is because they had the lowest rates of getting lost and never comming baack. (alright, you see, *ahem*. the reason why asians dont usually get lost and never come back is because their driving ability, made it harder to get lost and never come back in a car. they usually cause an accident. OMG thats so racist lol. anyway keep reading my story). So eventually a crew of Japanese. Chinese, and one Indian person. Came back to 1975, and decided to start making anime and other brainwashing stuff and economic manipulations to create the ideal future. With china and India at the forefront of the world in 2900 er something along with japan as the worlds BIGGEST baseball league with so much money and pull within both govs that they are like another nation, a pseudo league that’s sort of nation no one knows what; as soon as you know what, you die in a tragic baseball aaccident. Of course these nations do have a noble purpose too, they don’t just want to have world domination (and in Japan’s case, they wanna be the only baseball league in the world, and still be a country sort of), they also want to rid stop the world from getting lost and never coming back. And thus concludes why I think pokemon was created.




See? This is why drugs are bad.

On Fucking Awesome One Liners XVI

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit.

On Fucking Rainbows

LMAO. so icp is really fuckin gay. like who thinks dressing up like clowns and rapping poorly is badass? i guess juggalos but jugalos are like the scum that falls to the bottom in a pool of scum. real scummy stuff. anyway so im reading this cracked article about them and their new song miracles and how retarded it is. so i put the track on and read and listened, and then hear the dude bust out this line

fuckin rainbows! after it rains!

and this line

fuckin magnets!! how do they work?

lmao. fuckin rainbows man!!!! we're so high right now we up in the golden gate bridge-o-heaven!!!! oohhhh shit. wtf is the golden gate bridge doing in heaven? how shit is detroit if you think that? that bridge sucks ass. it has wires 'n shit. fuck that bridge. you know what bridge is awesome? london bridge. cause some dude bought that shit and it was shipped to him in pieces cause he didnt check to see that the famous bridge in london is called tower bridge. london bridge pwned a sentient being. wtf has the golden gate bridge ever done? opening credits of full house? fuck the olsen twins and that hip junckle joey (uncle + junkie = junckle) . bob sagat? more like bob FAGGET. yeah i went there.

yeah now that im done making fun of my own bad sense of humour, look at this fucking picture.

What the shit?

and its not like this isnt the only absurd thing in the video. in fact its the least absurd thing ive seen out of the two frames ive copied and pasted in the time i paused the video and rewound it to hear the fuckin rainbows line again. lmao fuckin rainbows!!! rainbows are awesome, im not saying they arent. like ffs its the visible spectrum, visible in the sky after a storm! the juxtaposition! the science! nature telling us shit! its wicked! but come on, you cant rap about fuckin rainbows unless you're eminem. and we all know that shaggy sucks it better. but in all seriousness, this isnt he weirdest thing ive seen in this video.

2010 Mordor Vaycay ;)

look at this picture. wtf is going on here? is he trying to be a pyramid? why the fuck is the sky on fire? heres a final image for you. this entire thing, was most likely shot on a green screen. let that whole thing sink in for a while.

yeah. totally fucked.

On Fucking Awesome One Liners XV

if gay got me off work, i would have been packing fudge years ago

On This Seatbelt Ad

First off, wear your damn seat belt.

In closing, wear your damn seat belt.

On The Sound of English

So you know how when we english speakers, make fun of other languages, we say things that sound like it? you know, make fun of chinese by saying chang chong wang dong etc? well heres a video of what everyone else does to english. enjoy!

On Fucking Awesome One Liners XIV

Me i just cant stop thinking about bush - i mean it's like...what is it? What does it mean? Why would there be a bush right there? Is it a live bush? Are there berries?

On Gay Marriage - Suing churches

So apprently, over in England, some legislature has been passed that contains wording that allows people to sue, not the church of england, but the individual local churches/priests if they refused to marry the couple. HOGWASH!!!!

i posted in a thread about this, and to be honest, id rather just paste my post.

so out there in england, same sex marriage is allowed. so the church has finally been taken out of the state in regards to marriage. so now its ok for the government to be involved with the church? i dont understand the reasoning behind this. how is one thing ok but the other isnt? marriage within a church is a religious thing, as homosexuals, you are not "religious", spiritual, but not religious. not down with organized religion. if you were really really down with it, you'd prolly not be getting married to someone of the same sex. most likely shamed into a fake marriage with a boyish bodies wife.. not down with the church and its rules. so why are you suing people to get married in a place that oppressed your rights for such a long time? oohhh i grew up always wanting to get married in a church in a white dress? so your white dress supercedes their ability to practice their religion freely? thats just as silly as the church preventing gays to get married due to their own 2000 year old beliefs, its the exact same situation. for 100 years the church had a reason that is perceived as silly for such oppression, and now the gays have just as silly of a reason to oppress the religious cause thats their marriage dream. ffs get married on a beautiful cliff by the ocean er something.

is the thinking, oh boy now its our turn? wtf is going on here. this is rediculous, why get married in a church?!?!?!?!? there are so many other really nice places, many other really cool religious ceremonies from religions that dont really care about that stuff enough to not marry you. this is lame, law or not, now you're taking away the rights of the religious centers just as they used to keep back the rights for gays. im making a sweeping generalization, if you dont agree with me, your logic is flawed and you operate on accepted opinion from the intellectual community and dont think for yourself.

heres an option ,why doesn't the local government pay a few dudes to become like...government ministers of marriage, and they go to selected occasions and perform the ceremony? they arent real preists so the religious people cant get angry, and the gay community gets their ceremony!!!! obviously people will still be against the use of the church itself or its grounds, but that should be up to whoever owns the church. so with that said, im assuming some would be ok and some not.

man ,why does everyone resort to being a dick these days? ooohhhh im not gunna find a suitable solution that is good for all of us, im just gunna sue you. fuck that.

On Fucking Awesome One Liners XII

To liars the truth is rubbish.

On Fucking Awesome One Liners XI

if you say beer can with a british accent, its the same as saying bacon with a jamaican accent


LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOROFL ROFLEOFEFLEFOELFEOFLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOL

On a Possible Application of String Theory

Alright so i just got off the bus and i hit up the library on campus, cause i had a sick idea that i wanted to share with you mother fuckers while i listening some of this here Anathallo cause they're pretty good, well this song, i dont know any of their other songs - oh and the idea,pretty cool i think.

So in string theory there are different dimensions with each having new values of information being added and subtracted as you go up and down the dimensions. this information is information you can percieve in that dimension. here in the 3rd dimension we can have length, width and depth.

so what would a 2d creature be like? ive been trying to figure this out, and today on the bus i had an idea!!!! what iff........plants were these 2d creatures? by that i mean creatures that can only percieve 2 dimensions. thats why they dont move anywhere cause they havent evolved any reason way to percieve depth. this also explains why most plants grow up, down, and thin leaves. im just putting that out there for you guys. i dont have very much to back it up aannnnddd i wanna go get my groceries.


do you realise what this means when plants let their seeds drop? what that like????? casting them away into this abyss with barely anything to protect them???? thats insane!!!! plants are now the most badass creatures on the planet imo. they grow up out of...what to them, is the most nothing of all nothingness. ooohhh shhiitttt. anyway, i was thinking of writing about some more stuff, but now im like fuck it, no friiiiillllls.

&**************

So time has passed and i came up with another idea that i thought id shove into this. basically, what if songs are 2 dimension beings? we 3rd dimensional beings create songs out of random noises.....

On Good Will Hunting

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well.

But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed.

Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass.

And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks.

Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon.

And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic.

So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.

So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

On Fucking Awesome One Liners X

I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.

On Thought

i love how law = morality in the eyes of everyone. its a beautiful thing when people stop having a personal sense of justice and accept what is written as truth. rules or not, this type of thinking dominates us - truly shackled thought.

So today i was reading comments on youtube under a video i posted, and i realised somthing, exactly what i typed up there. Whatever happened to thinking for yourself? Evaluating information based on your own sense of truth, justice and morality? Im not talking about the conclusions you arrive at, but how you arrive at them. When did people start taking mental public transit? We are all, to some extent, chained in terms of thought. But who is more free? the person who is oppressed and knows it, or the one who has no idea?

How can i, as one person help people who are not free thinking, think for themselves? It's a very arrogant thing for me to say, but you must understand, im not saying that my conclusions are correct, im saying i arrived there under as much of my own power as possible. when i think about stuff, i step back and evaluate it based on my own character. Do any of you do that? If you're my friend, you do, but do any of YOU do that? Or do you just accept opinions, arguments and perspectives based on another figures thoughts? Seriously ask yourself that question and try to break free of the shackles tying you to the ground, raise your head to the clouds and see with clear vision all the beauty, truth and ideas of the world. see them for yourselves, not through the eyes, or mind of another.

I think it was einstein who said, never accept the words of anyone, not even me, if it doesnt agree with your OWN reasoning.

shit, we all have to do a lot better.

On FUCKING WITH AUTHORITY

I had never seen this before. its a video of a dude asking valid questions, however, not in the vein that questions are normally asked. however, he explained that he was prefacing his question, which is a form of argumentation and a strong form at that. then they cut his mic and then start to man handle him when he tries to continue making his statement and argument. you must understand, he asks the question, then states he has 2 more. does that give anyone the right to pwn this guy? no, fuck authority and all that bullshit. i feel like im a 1960s hippie teenager, but seriously!!! everything is such bullshit!!!! BULLSHIT!!!!!

On This Here Song For My Boy Jibs, The First, The Only, The Original Nuttah