On Fucking Awesome One Liners XVI

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit.

On Fucking Rainbows

LMAO. so icp is really fuckin gay. like who thinks dressing up like clowns and rapping poorly is badass? i guess juggalos but jugalos are like the scum that falls to the bottom in a pool of scum. real scummy stuff. anyway so im reading this cracked article about them and their new song miracles and how retarded it is. so i put the track on and read and listened, and then hear the dude bust out this line

fuckin rainbows! after it rains!

and this line

fuckin magnets!! how do they work?

lmao. fuckin rainbows man!!!! we're so high right now we up in the golden gate bridge-o-heaven!!!! oohhhh shit. wtf is the golden gate bridge doing in heaven? how shit is detroit if you think that? that bridge sucks ass. it has wires 'n shit. fuck that bridge. you know what bridge is awesome? london bridge. cause some dude bought that shit and it was shipped to him in pieces cause he didnt check to see that the famous bridge in london is called tower bridge. london bridge pwned a sentient being. wtf has the golden gate bridge ever done? opening credits of full house? fuck the olsen twins and that hip junckle joey (uncle + junkie = junckle) . bob sagat? more like bob FAGGET. yeah i went there.

yeah now that im done making fun of my own bad sense of humour, look at this fucking picture.

What the shit?

and its not like this isnt the only absurd thing in the video. in fact its the least absurd thing ive seen out of the two frames ive copied and pasted in the time i paused the video and rewound it to hear the fuckin rainbows line again. lmao fuckin rainbows!!! rainbows are awesome, im not saying they arent. like ffs its the visible spectrum, visible in the sky after a storm! the juxtaposition! the science! nature telling us shit! its wicked! but come on, you cant rap about fuckin rainbows unless you're eminem. and we all know that shaggy sucks it better. but in all seriousness, this isnt he weirdest thing ive seen in this video.

2010 Mordor Vaycay ;)

look at this picture. wtf is going on here? is he trying to be a pyramid? why the fuck is the sky on fire? heres a final image for you. this entire thing, was most likely shot on a green screen. let that whole thing sink in for a while.

yeah. totally fucked.

On Fucking Awesome One Liners XV

if gay got me off work, i would have been packing fudge years ago

On This Seatbelt Ad

First off, wear your damn seat belt.

In closing, wear your damn seat belt.

On The Sound of English

So you know how when we english speakers, make fun of other languages, we say things that sound like it? you know, make fun of chinese by saying chang chong wang dong etc? well heres a video of what everyone else does to english. enjoy!

On Fucking Awesome One Liners XIV

Me i just cant stop thinking about bush - i mean it's like...what is it? What does it mean? Why would there be a bush right there? Is it a live bush? Are there berries?

On Gay Marriage - Suing churches

So apprently, over in England, some legislature has been passed that contains wording that allows people to sue, not the church of england, but the individual local churches/priests if they refused to marry the couple. HOGWASH!!!!

i posted in a thread about this, and to be honest, id rather just paste my post.

so out there in england, same sex marriage is allowed. so the church has finally been taken out of the state in regards to marriage. so now its ok for the government to be involved with the church? i dont understand the reasoning behind this. how is one thing ok but the other isnt? marriage within a church is a religious thing, as homosexuals, you are not "religious", spiritual, but not religious. not down with organized religion. if you were really really down with it, you'd prolly not be getting married to someone of the same sex. most likely shamed into a fake marriage with a boyish bodies wife.. not down with the church and its rules. so why are you suing people to get married in a place that oppressed your rights for such a long time? oohhh i grew up always wanting to get married in a church in a white dress? so your white dress supercedes their ability to practice their religion freely? thats just as silly as the church preventing gays to get married due to their own 2000 year old beliefs, its the exact same situation. for 100 years the church had a reason that is perceived as silly for such oppression, and now the gays have just as silly of a reason to oppress the religious cause thats their marriage dream. ffs get married on a beautiful cliff by the ocean er something.

is the thinking, oh boy now its our turn? wtf is going on here. this is rediculous, why get married in a church?!?!?!?!? there are so many other really nice places, many other really cool religious ceremonies from religions that dont really care about that stuff enough to not marry you. this is lame, law or not, now you're taking away the rights of the religious centers just as they used to keep back the rights for gays. im making a sweeping generalization, if you dont agree with me, your logic is flawed and you operate on accepted opinion from the intellectual community and dont think for yourself.

heres an option ,why doesn't the local government pay a few dudes to become like...government ministers of marriage, and they go to selected occasions and perform the ceremony? they arent real preists so the religious people cant get angry, and the gay community gets their ceremony!!!! obviously people will still be against the use of the church itself or its grounds, but that should be up to whoever owns the church. so with that said, im assuming some would be ok and some not.

man ,why does everyone resort to being a dick these days? ooohhhh im not gunna find a suitable solution that is good for all of us, im just gunna sue you. fuck that.