On Ellen the Generous

Will she continue this great work? will she carry the torch? wtf are you talking about mindcreature?

asshole im talking about minority delivered, confession based tv shows of course! oprah, to my knowledge has started this confession culture here north america. i dont know how far thats penetrated but it for sure was a staple on her show. through episodes of oprahs talk show, shes had condemned people from various walks of life, backrounds and associations appear on her show to tell their sides of their stories. we got pedophiles balling wishing they didnt feel how they felt, too sick to be helped by regular society and too scared to end it all. we saw homosexuals and their stories of being thrown out by their families. we saw the plight of addicts who, by other peoples standards just dont have self control, but when really it goes much deeper than that.

so will ellen continue this? i think so. i originally decided to post this post cause i was being homophobic and being all like oh so now the black lady is gone we got a gay lady? but then i was like well duh, it takes someone who's been victimized to communicate and connect with people in similar situations. however unlike oprah , i dont see ellen as being alarmist in the same sense. and thats where she will do one better. and here is where i lay my goal out. i wanted to be interviwed by oprah and finally tell me story, well i guess its ellen now.

On Bruno

o you realise that this movie is rated 18A? HOW THE HELL!? This movie had 120 seconds an airbrushed wang dancing around on screen like a fucking marionette. The scene culminates with it pointing at you with its pee hole right at eye level so you can see the darkness that is the urethra. jesus cake-baskets. this should be an R rated movie.

this is the thing, i saw it once, so i dont know if i laughed at stuff in the movie cause it was funny, or cause it was shocking and envelope pushing. really it went back and forth between shock humour and clever, well delivered jokes. many scenes in the movie were well done and very funny. other times it was just like he sat down and thought "hhhmm, how can i push the envelope? i already fought a dude naked when i was a dumb arab...whats next?? I know! 2 minutes of screen time ONLY for my junk!!! hahahahahaha im a genius".

SPEAKING OF WHICH! so you know, this movie IS Borat take-away the kazakh and plussing the gay-archtype.

All in all, it can be considered a funny movie despite the fact that it routinely forgets that its a comedy movie and thinks its a less morbid, more genital oriented version of jackass the tv series. just be warned, you probably like fishsticks if you think this movie was amazing.

Also, i hear fags really hate on this movie cause it makes them look...faggoty. shut the fuck up, i dont hear russians bitching about james bond movies or arabs bitching about every movie post 9/11. at least in this movie you queerbates are portrayed as human beings with real emotions. ever watch Munich? you do realise that the arabs might as well have been werewolf-nazis with ak's and hot-garbage breath. cause no one likes bad breath. who gives a shit if someone is spreading a stereotype about you. wtf do you care, you fuck butts. what could possibly offend you in regards to your being a fag. you already violate bum. and if this movie really does offend you, then it must mean that you fit the stereotype of a flaming homosexual. for all the fags out there who arent offended by this movie, good on you, now you're a real minority (minority the way the indians, jews, blacks are) that accepts that there are stereotypes and thhey can be funny.

for the rest of you queer-ass-sons-of-bitches who were offended. eat my shit. peace out slaves.