On Fucking Awesome One Liners VI

"It doesnt matter if you're black or if you're white, every reasonable juror would come to a same result - that the LAPD framed a guilty man." - Ginger law student from Frontline documentary on the trial.

On Fucking Awesome One Liners V

A truth thats told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent

On Fucking Awesome One Liners IV

Well i started out with nothin and i still got most of it left.

On The Historical Doucheyness of The French. Ya douches.

So i was in the kitchen right, and i was thinking about something. and then during that thought process, someone got called an asshole. and then i realised somthing. you know who is consistently an asshole? France. like seriously, that guy is such a dick. he always gets up in everyones business and making shit tough for them. this shits a historical fact.

so in the usa's war for independence (why didnt she just ask?) they werent really gunna win. but then france was like you know what? fuck you england. fuck your whole family. fuck your dog. fuck your cat. fuck your couch. fuck your porch and fuck your colony. we're gunna go and help america just to fuck with you. we fart in your general direction england. fuck you.

france then proceeded to aid baby america not out of kindness. or for resources. nope, they did it just to piss off england. thats right america, your country was born out of france being a giant douche to england.


and nowadays, in the un. take any issue, and france will be like oooo everyone wants it to be this way.....if i...you know...mention veto or imply...they'll give me more attention! EUREKA! and bam france starts acting like a douche again. honestly man, someone needs to go and slap that guy. only like 4 countries er somthing have the power of veto and they arent even powerful countries. no one gives a shit about france. he was cool back in high school but he didnt really do well for himself. and his people, damn, they have him whipped. yeah im done.



DISCLAIMER:

France, is a guy i know. yes....

On Fucking Awesome One Liners III

If you're not a liberal when you're twenty years old you have no heart - if you're still a liberal when you're thirty years old you have no brain.

don't agree totally, but i under why someone would think this.

On The King Of Fucking Awesome: Genki Sudo

Alright, so once upon a time, mma was a different landscape. cross training was all the craze with the cool kids and the old gaurd, the first gaurd, was slowly being beaten away. in this changing mma landscape, came a fighter - who not only cross trained, but retained his own...style...of fighting. he went through his division getting some big wins and a few dissapointing losses. all in all, it was a great career until he injured his back. now hes a pop star. dont fuck with him ,this peace loving hippy can beat up most of the world. heres his single, the aptly named "world order"




GENKI FUCKING OWNS YOUR SOUL.